Five minutes in and I’ve already copped off with a Dalek.

 

Doing space – badly:

 

I remember I’m scared of the TARDIS and think about phoning Mummy. Fearing mockery I do nothing. Stasis.

 

With Nigel Farage

 

The Millennium Falcon’s first pilot was this lady:

 

Caesar makes a good point

 

Once again I manage to annoy the wrong people

 

The truth is out there, honest.

 

The Crow is taller than I expected, and also quite frightening

 

I try to impress Wednesday with my glowing table and she pulls a crossbow on me!

 

Where’s me.. scabbard…? [This was quite late]

 

On the mean streets of Hull:

 

These streets are not quite so mean, thanks to Humber Security Services

 

Home depot of the Evil Empire

 

To yonder citadel!

 

The sword is passed on, to continue the fight against the sock dryer